What Your Favourite Pasta Shape Says About You

Let’s Myers-Briggs our way through this pasta quiz: 

Fettuccine

Okay, first on the list – someone showed up for school today. They’re always early, have at least three pens on them at any one time and write NSFW fan fiction in their spare time.  

Fusilli 

They don’t think of themselves as basic in a bad way – after all, pumpkin-spiced lattes aren’t bad. They’re an emotional essential worker, the backbone of their friendship group, workplace and family. Everyone around them should really know how lucky they are. 

Conchiglie 

Fiercely popular. They’re the life of the party and hostess with the most-ess. Great hugs. Also one ‘live, laugh, love’ sign away from implosion.

Gnocchi

Is gnocchi even strictly pasta?! Who cares? Not them – they live life by their rules. 

Pappardelle

They might not have picked this path (or even pasta) originally, but they know that a last-minute change of heart means unexpected opportunities. Has this method failed them yet? No – so why would they stop now? 

Pici 

Edgy, hand-rolled, an original. Never change. 

Rigatoni

The friend with an iPhone charger, snacks and a spare facemask. Big on group activities. Respect this person.

Tortellini 

Pure chaotic energy. Not sure if they brushed their teeth this morning, they’re reading four books at once and write reminders on their hand. Don’t underestimate this person. 

Tagliatelle

An obvious choice on first inspection, but much lies beneath the surface of this person. They might appear to have it all together, but think about the Katy Perry lyric ‘do you ever feel like a plastic bag, floating through the wind?’ at least twice a day. It really resonates with them, you know? 

Maniche 

Maybe they weren’t the most notable in school, but now you’re paying attention. Not keen on living in the past, this person’s vision is set straight ahead. Watch them fly.